Hi, my name is Ivy and I am a self-proclaimed writer. So, extreme boredom and the crazy idea that I actually have something to say that other human beings give a shit about has led me to create this blog. Please, if you are a hater and you don't give a shit, just follow this link to http://www.fuckoff.com/. As for the rest of you, I hope that you find some sort of enjoyment out of me making an ass of myself on blogspot.com. Or at least find it something to pacify your boredom momentarily.
Now that the introductions are out of the way, let's get started! But, before we do that, my attorneys have advised me to include this advisory: