Monday, January 19, 2009

To all those who have aged well....fuck off!

Ok, I always said that I would be the one to "embrace" my aging as something that is natural and beautiful. Well, all I can say is fuck that! Last week, I found my first permanent wrinkle on my face. It's on the left side and I guess is considered a 'laugh' line. You know, I know this is normal, but I'm fucking pissed! I'm only 24 years old and all the fuckers in my life have given me a wrinkle! Damn the husband, damn the hard job, damn the kid and friendships. It's all your fault!!! You all owe me. I'll send you my botox bill and let you all figure out how to split the difference. M'k? If you fall into the "damned" category above, don't call me for a week! Text first to test the waters if I'm still pissed about my wrinkle...


Haha, just kidding...but the fucking wrinkle sucks! I'm depressed...play with my boobs.


2 comments:

  1. I hear ya on the wrinkle. That didn't bother me so much, but the grey hair did. Those little fuckers multiply like rabbits.

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  2. Ha! I haven't even inspected for those yet. I'm terrified to do so!

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